Friday, January 22, 2010

What could be used as a condom in cases of extreme emergency?

you know, when you don't have one and need to git some?What could be used as a condom in cases of extreme emergency?
I don't use condoms. After I knocked up a 6 th chick I got snipped.What could be used as a condom in cases of extreme emergency?
just buy a condom .... look up herp photos ! then think about what your asking!

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Try an aspirin(not before, not after, but INSTEAD!!!!)





P.S. Spit doesn't help a bit. The enzymes there are against bacteria(more exact the lyzozim atacks the specific bonds in the wall of a pathogen bacteria!!!! Sperm is not bacteria. So don't try that )
Go to the store and buy some...


Just buy them and not be dumb by trying to find something else to use...





Having sex is for mature people, and a mature person would go out and buy if they wanted them and not try and use something else silly
There is no alternative, unfortunately. If you are thinking ahead of being in a situation like that, then you can think ahead to making sure you are well stocked and have condoms handy for any ';unexpected'; situation. =)
If there is nothing you can use I was told that spit kills sperm. Something in the saliva knocks them dead. I just spit on the end of the beanus before it enters and voila! Instant birth control!
1- zipplock sandwich bag


2- a rubber balloon, deflated


3- rubber examination glove (pinky finger)


4- tin foil


5- oven baking bag


6- sock


7- thimble





GOOD LUCK!
Try abstination. That means don't do it.
Latex gloves, Hefty sandwich bags, bread wrapper, duct tape
A sausage casing..how environmentally friendly too! Or how about a latex glove...well...that would be interesting at least, right?
A kilbasa wrapper
A squirrel
I just dunk it in a can of Plasti Dip.





http://www.plastidip.com/home_solutions/鈥?/a>
Make a cling film sheath.
Garbage bags. Well that is what I use but I am bigger than the average man.
Saran wrap. Or just bare back it and hope for the best.
Your mouth.

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